The Jolly Servant

The Jolly Servant desired a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Servant always carried a bat that they would often annihilate It is a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Servant always had with them a tomato that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Jolly Servant looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Servant wanted a ball that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Servant craved for a hat that they sometimes sleep with. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.