have-an-account (46)in #baboon • 5 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric BaboonEccentric Baboon desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly surprising…have-an-account (46)in #newt • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.His Naughty NewtNaughty Newt needed a set of lego that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my…have-an-account (46)in #dog • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric DogEccentric Dog craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird…have-an-account (46)in #prince • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Chinese PrinceChinese Prince owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to…have-an-account (46)in #monkey • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Yellow MonkeyYellow Monkey had a mug that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my…have-an-account (46)in #alien • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Exceptional AlienExceptional Alien desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to…have-an-account (46)in #geek • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cheerful GeekCheerful Geek desperately wanted a spade that they would hug. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my…have-an-account (46)in #martian • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Unusual MartianUnusual Martian needed a bottle of coke to drop. It was an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to…have-an-account (46)in #poodle • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Silly PoodleSilly Poodle always carried a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly original…have-an-account (46)in #orangutan • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Little OrangutanLittle Orangutan desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes worship. It would have been an astonishing…have-an-account (46)in #santa • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Famous SantaFamous Santa desperately craved for a hat that they liked to worship. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me…have-an-account (46)in #newt • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Square NewtSquare Newt had a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful…have-an-account (46)in #paki • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Nervous PakiNervous Paki always carried a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a…have-an-account (46)in #cunt • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Nervous CuntNervous Cunt owned a condom that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to…have-an-account (46)in #cunt • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Fat CuntFat Cunt craved for a set square that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to…have-an-account (46)in #knight • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Little KnightLittle Knight always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an unusual…have-an-account (46)in #jerk • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Green JerkGreen Jerk looked for a crown that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life…have-an-account (46)in #woodpecker • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Special WoodpeckerSpecial Woodpecker always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a…have-an-account (46)in #snake • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Little SnakeLittle Snake searched for a teapot that they would play with. It is an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the…have-an-account (46)in #jerk • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy JerkGrumpy Jerk carried a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a…