but-you-wont (47)in #baby • 2 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Depressed BabyDepressed Baby wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a weird action, to…but-you-wont (47)in #cat • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy CatGrumpy Cat always kept a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It was a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and…but-you-wont (47)in #ogre • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Dodgy OgreDodgy Ogre desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It is a weird activity, to me and my wife…but-you-wont (47)in #fish • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Red FishRed Fish desperately desired a cucumber that they would annihilate It should be an exciting thought, to many, but not…but-you-wont (47)in #bird • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Unusual BirdUnusual Bird desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It…but-you-wont (47)in #queen • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Different QueenDifferent Queen desperately craved for a hat to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to…but-you-wont (47)in #poodle • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Boring PoodleBoring Poodle desperately searched for a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be…but-you-wont (47)in #bear • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Careful BearCareful Bear craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to…but-you-wont (47)in #fisherman • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Anxious FishermanAnxious Fisherman always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly…but-you-wont (47)in #prince • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Cheerful PrinceCheerful Prince looked for a vibrator to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising…but-you-wont (47)in #gremlin • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Brainy GremlinBrainy Gremlin looked for a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly strange undertaking…but-you-wont (47)in #servant • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Scary ServantScary Servant always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly odd thought, to…but-you-wont (47)in #antelope • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Scary AntelopeScary Antelope desperately wanted a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange thing…but-you-wont (47)in #alien • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fucking AlienFucking Alien desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to me…but-you-wont (47)in #servant • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Stupid ServantStupid Servant desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would embrace. It would be a new thought, to my…but-you-wont (47)in #troll • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Foolish TrollFoolish Troll looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly strange exercise…but-you-wont (47)in #martian • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fucking MartianFucking Martian desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly funny…but-you-wont (47)in #dildo • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Handsome DildoHandsome Dildo wanted a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a…but-you-wont (47)in #prince • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Scary PrinceScary Prince always had with them a painting of a melon to put in the bath with him. It should have been a new…but-you-wont (47)in #orangutan • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Angry OrangutanAngry Orangutan needed a bat that they would put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my neighbour…
