Adorable Ogre

Adorable Ogre desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Adorable Ogre always carried a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Adorable Ogre always carried a computer that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Adorable Ogre found a stretchman that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Adorable Ogre desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Adorable Ogre desperately searched for a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was selected.