Stupid Newt

Stupid Newt had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Newt always carried a wig that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Newt craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

Stupid Newt desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to select.

Stupid Newt desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Stupid Newt carried a big sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the thing selected.