farmer-ben (49)in #elf • 3 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Funny ElfFunny Elf desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly surprising…farmer-ben (49)in #king • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful KingColourful King desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to…farmer-ben (49)in #elf • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Exciting ElfExciting Elf searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a…farmer-ben (49)in #alien • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Talented AlienTalented Alien needed a bag of poop that they would share. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking…farmer-ben (49)in #dog • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Dodgy DogDodgy Dog desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly funny…farmer-ben (49)in #paki • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bum Loving PakiBum Loving Paki needed a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new approach to…farmer-ben (49)in #cunt • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Fucking CuntFucking Cunt always carried a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a funny thing to…farmer-ben (49)in #fish • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Exceptional FishExceptional Fish carried a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a different operation…farmer-ben (49)in #cunt • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Stupid CuntStupid Cunt desperately searched for a can of Tango to break. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do…farmer-ben (49)in #gremlin • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Talented GremlinTalented Gremlin desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly original…farmer-ben (49)in #dildo • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Silly DildoSilly Dildo desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to…farmer-ben (49)in #pet • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Worrisome PetWorrisome Pet desired a cup that they would smash. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to me and my…farmer-ben (49)in #artist • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cute ArtistCute Artist needed a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me…farmer-ben (49)in #fish • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Unusual FishUnusual Fish wanted a spade that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a different thought, to my mum, but…farmer-ben (49)in #geek • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Exceptional GeekExceptional Geek owned a stapler that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an…farmer-ben (49)in #knight • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Purple KnightPurple Knight always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was…farmer-ben (49)in #baboon • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exciting BaboonExciting Baboon carried a pint of cider to throw. It might have been an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not…farmer-ben (49)in #troll • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Red TrollRed Troll often carried a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly new…farmer-ben (49)in #sparrow • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Retarded SparrowRetarded Sparrow owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly…farmer-ben (49)in #artist • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Retarded ArtistRetarded Artist desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a weird thought, to you, but…