The Green Knight

The Green Knight desired a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Knight desperately searched for a mug that they would often break. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Green Knight desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Green Knight carried a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. It might have been an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Green Knight desired a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Knight always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to break. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.