The Lonely Knight

The Lonely Knight desperately looked for a condom that they would often play with. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Knight carried a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. It was an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Knight found a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Knight searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Knight wanted a CD player to demolish. It should be an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to select.

The Lonely Knight desired a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.