The Beautiful Cat

The Beautiful Cat desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Cat wanted a set square that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Cat carried a cup that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Cat always carried a condom to insert somewhere. It is a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Cat always had with them a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Cat desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.