The Fat Cat

The Fat Cat desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to eat. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Fat Cat desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Cat desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Cat desired a CD player to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Fat Cat desired a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. It would be a curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Fat Cat always kept a radiator to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is awesome. A radiator is the item that was chosen.