cryptid004 (48)in #martian • 1 hour agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Anxious MartianAnxious Martian always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. It might be a different exercise…cryptid004 (48)in #bird • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat BirdFat Bird looked for a sack of potatoes that they would play with. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but…cryptid004 (48)in #troll • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Grumpy TrollGrumpy Troll needed a CD player to put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa…cryptid004 (48)in #reindeer • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Adventurous ReindeerAdventurous Reindeer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly…cryptid004 (48)in #knight • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Funny KnightFunny Knight desperately craved for a big sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been an…cryptid004 (48)in #newt • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Red NewtRed Newt craved for a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly original idea, to…cryptid004 (48)in #poodle • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Cheerful PoodleCheerful Poodle always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to…cryptid004 (48)in #jerk • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Boring JerkBoring Jerk searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a peculiar thought, to me…cryptid004 (48)in #sparrow • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Talented SparrowTalented Sparrow owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to sit and look at. It is a weird thought, to me, but not to…cryptid004 (48)in #poodle • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Silly PoodleSilly Poodle needed a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to many…cryptid004 (48)in #scammer • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Brainy ScammerBrainy Scammer desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been an…cryptid004 (48)in #artist • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Big ArtistBig Artist owned a lava lamp to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a new activity, to me and my wife…cryptid004 (48)in #woodpecker • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Chinese WoodpeckerChinese Woodpecker wanted a little monkey to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary…cryptid004 (48)in #baboon • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Energetic BaboonEnergetic Baboon always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a bizarre…cryptid004 (48)in #newt • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Depressed NewtDepressed Newt desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a funny…cryptid004 (48)in #nerd • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Adorable NerdAdorable Nerd needed a bottle of coke that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be an astonishing…cryptid004 (48)in #troll • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Beautiful TrollBeautiful Troll owned a set of lego that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do…cryptid004 (48)in #pigeon • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Horny PigeonHorny Pigeon often carried a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to my…cryptid004 (48)in #pet • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Depressed PetDepressed Pet often carried a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an exciting proposal, to many…cryptid004 (48)in #cunt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Handsome CuntHandsome Cunt desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly new…