His Red Baby

His Red Baby desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Red Baby looked for a sword that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was selected.

His Red Baby had a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

His Red Baby often carried a vibrator that they would break. It is considered to be an odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

His Red Baby had a condom that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Red Baby needed a helmet to hug. This might appear to be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a helmet being the thing selected.