The Confused Viper

The Confused Viper desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Confused Viper needed a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Confused Viper had a crown that they would often hug. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Viper always had with them a big sponge that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Confused Viper needed a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Viper wanted a mug that they liked to break. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was chosen.