Her Grumpy Troll

Her Grumpy Troll needed a CD player to put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Troll carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Troll always kept a can of coke that they would often throw. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A can of coke was the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Troll wanted a wig to sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to choose.

Her Grumpy Troll desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Troll wanted a hat that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to select.