A Tired Servant

A Tired Servant desired a dildo that they liked to eat. One might say this is an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is exciting. A dildo being the chosen thing.

A Tired Servant always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Tired Servant had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Tired Servant searched for a sword to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was selected.

A Tired Servant craved for a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Tired Servant craved for a set of lego that they would break. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.