The Cute Servant

The Cute Servant needed a bag of poop to embrace. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Servant wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Cute Servant had a sack of potatoes that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Cute Servant searched for a stapler that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Cute Servant needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Cute Servant desperately desired a set square that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a set square of all things.