My Boring Poodle

My Boring Poodle desperately searched for a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a sword was the chosen thing.

My Boring Poodle had a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Poodle always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Poodle always carried a pen that they sometimes throw. It might have been a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Poodle desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was awesome. A piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

My Boring Poodle desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes drop. It was an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.