A Brainy Ogre

A Brainy Ogre always carried a cucumber to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a cucumber having that done to it

A Brainy Ogre searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Brainy Ogre desperately looked for a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Ogre desperately needed a dildo that they liked to break. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

A Brainy Ogre desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Ogre owned a stretchman that they would often hug. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.