The Square Newt

The Square Newt needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a strange action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was out of this world. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Square Newt craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Newt searched for a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Square Newt often carried a chocolate bar that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Newt desperately searched for a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Square Newt carried a toilet brush to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A toilet brush being the thing selected.