A Lonely Monster

A Lonely Monster desperately wanted a bag of flour to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is miraculous. A bag of flour is the item to choose.

A Lonely Monster had a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Monster desired a bat to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

A Lonely Monster found a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It is a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing selected.

A Lonely Monster desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected it was stunning. A spade would be the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Monster desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.