Fat King

Fat King craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Fat King desperately wanted a condom to play with. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A condom being the chosen thing.

Fat King looked for a pint of cider that they would annihilate It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Fat King found a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Fat King desperately needed a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Fat King desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.