The Gentle Jerk

The Gentle Jerk desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Jerk desperately searched for a set of lego to insert somewhere. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Jerk desperately craved for a teapot that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

The Gentle Jerk desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square of all things.

The Gentle Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Gentle Jerk desperately searched for a custard pie that they would cuddle. It might have been a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A custard pie was the item that was selected.