The Red Jerk

The Red Jerk looked for a stretchman that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Red Jerk desperately desired a can of Tango to put on his head. It was a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Jerk looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Red Jerk desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Jerk craved for a cup that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup having that done to it

The Red Jerk searched for a condom that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.