The Green Jerk

The Green Jerk looked for a crown that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Green Jerk carried a wig that they would occasionally share. It is a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a wig being the chosen item.

The Green Jerk always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be sublime. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Green Jerk craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Green Jerk desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Green Jerk often carried a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.