Her Boring Jerk

Her Boring Jerk searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Boring Jerk often carried a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to select.

Her Boring Jerk had a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

Her Boring Jerk looked for a toilet brush to worship. It might have been an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. A toilet brush being the item selected.

Her Boring Jerk searched for a set square to drop. This is certainly an odd idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Jerk desired a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A custard pie was the item that was opted for.