A Red Hedgehog

A Red Hedgehog craved for a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

A Red Hedgehog found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is magnificent. A bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Red Hedgehog often carried a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

A Red Hedgehog desperately desired a pint of beer to throw. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Red Hedgehog needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Red Hedgehog found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.