The Bewildered Hedgehog

The Bewildered Hedgehog searched for a set square that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square of all things.

The Bewildered Hedgehog wanted a block of cheese that they liked to hug. This could be considered a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Hedgehog needed a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately wanted a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desired a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Hedgehog owned a pen that they would sleep with. It is a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pen is the thing to choose.