The Lonely Gremlin

The Lonely Gremlin had a can of coke that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Gremlin desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a surprising operation, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Gremlin desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would break. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Gremlin desperately craved for a set of lego that they would worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Gremlin always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Gremlin desperately searched for a bottle of beer to put on his head. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.