The Adventurous Giraffe

The Adventurous Giraffe had a condom that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Giraffe found a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. It would be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Giraffe looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Adventurous Giraffe desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

The Adventurous Giraffe searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was stunning. A pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Giraffe desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often smash. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. A lava lamp was the item that was chosen.