His Red Geek

His Red Geek always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A cheese grater is the thing to select.

His Red Geek owned a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Red Geek often carried a wig that they would smash. It might have been an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Geek wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

His Red Geek wanted a cup that they would play with. One might say this is a curious idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be out of this world. Strangely, a cup was the chosen item.

His Red Geek wanted a condom that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.