The Nervous Elephant

The Nervous Elephant desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to break. It is a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Elephant looked for a ball that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a ball is the item to select.

The Nervous Elephant desperately needed a custard pie to annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Elephant needed a pen to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Elephant often carried a dildo that they would smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Elephant desperately looked for a spade that they would often annihilate It should have been an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.