My Boring Dog

My Boring Dog found a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

My Boring Dog craved for a hat that they would put down their trousers. It would be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a hat is the item to select.

My Boring Dog needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

My Boring Dog always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

My Boring Dog desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was selected.

My Boring Dog always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen thing.