Handsome Cunt

Handsome Cunt desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Cunt wanted a crown that they would often smash. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Handsome Cunt craved for a helmet to annihilate It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

Handsome Cunt desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Handsome Cunt desperately craved for a mug that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a mug being the item opted for.

Handsome Cunt desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.