A Square Cat

A Square Cat desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

A Square Cat desperately looked for a big sponge that they liked to demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Square Cat craved for a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom of all things.

A Square Cat craved for a computer that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

A Square Cat owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

A Square Cat found a piece of paper that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.