Gentle Cat

Gentle Cat always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Cat often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Gentle Cat desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

Gentle Cat desired a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

Gentle Cat desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. It would be an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Cat searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.