A Boring Cat

A Boring Cat often carried a big sponge to cuddle. It is a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Cat always had with them a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It is a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Boring Cat desperately craved for a hat that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Cat owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. It was a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

A Boring Cat looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Cat craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.