Her Famous Baboon

Her Famous Baboon always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Her Famous Baboon found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Her Famous Baboon desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Famous Baboon desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a hat being the chosen thing.

Her Famous Baboon desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

Her Famous Baboon owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A bag of poop is the thing to select.