to-please-you (43)in #santa • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.A Red SantaRed Santa desired a bat to sleep with. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not…to-please-you (43)in #bird • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Green BirdGreen Bird needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a strange action, to…to-please-you (43)in #king • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring KingBoring King always had with them a bottle of coke that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly…to-please-you (43)in #geek • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Determined GeekDetermined Geek desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to…to-please-you (43)in #baboon • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Famous BaboonFamous Baboon always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be…to-please-you (43)in #chimp • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused ChimpConfused Chimp carried a pen to put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the…to-please-you (43)in #newt • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lovely NewtLovely Newt found a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious…to-please-you (43)in #bear • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Little BearLittle Bear often carried a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a different thought, to most…to-please-you (43)in #unicorn • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Beautiful UnicornBeautiful Unicorn wanted a mug that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different suggestion…to-please-you (43)in #builder • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Funny BuilderFunny Builder carried a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum…to-please-you (43)in #knight • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Energetic KnightEnergetic Knight desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. It might be a curious thing to do, to…to-please-you (43)in #aftab • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Fucking AftabFucking Aftab craved for a mug to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not…to-please-you (43)in #antelope • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Determined AntelopeDetermined Antelope looked for a CD player that they would cuddle. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation…to-please-you (43)in #elf • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Jolly ElfJolly Elf desperately desired a custard pie to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to…to-please-you (43)in #bear • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Worrisome BearWorrisome Bear desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be…to-please-you (43)in #knight • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Nervous KnightNervous Knight found a hat that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the…to-please-you (43)in #jerk • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Different JerkDifferent Jerk found a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising…to-please-you (43)in #woodpecker • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Funny WoodpeckerFunny Woodpecker found a rubber johnny that they liked to break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to…to-please-you (43)in #scammer • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Eccentric ScammerEccentric Scammer always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a…to-please-you (43)in #worm • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Energetic WormEnergetic Worm desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. This seems a peculiar thing to…