The Fucking Worm

The Fucking Worm searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Worm desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A stretchman having that done to it

The Fucking Worm owned a helmet that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Worm craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Worm wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Fucking Worm desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was chosen.