Confused Worm

Confused Worm desperately searched for a big sponge that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Worm searched for a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a cup is the item to select.

Confused Worm desired a vibrator that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Confused Worm owned a crown that they would often smash. It is an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Worm needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Worm wanted a pint of beer that they would often share. One might say this is a strange idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.