A Jolly Worm

A Jolly Worm always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

A Jolly Worm always carried a radiator that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a radiator is the item to opt for.

A Jolly Worm always had with them a wig that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was selected.

A Jolly Worm desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Jolly Worm desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Worm owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.