His Cheerful Worm

His Cheerful Worm found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

His Cheerful Worm desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

His Cheerful Worm always kept a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It is considered to be an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Cheerful Worm always had with them a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Worm, who expected it was miraculous. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Cheerful Worm craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to select.

His Cheerful Worm always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.