Their Dodgy Worm

Their Dodgy Worm always had with them a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Worm craved for a can of Tango that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Worm found a pint of beer that they would often break. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Worm wanted a cup that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Worm often carried a sponge that they liked to worship. It should be a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Worm carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.