The Confused Worm

The Confused Worm desperately needed a melon to hug. This seems a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

The Confused Worm always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Confused Worm desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to play with. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Worm desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Confused Worm always carried a crown that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A crown is the thing to select.

The Confused Worm desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.