Her Dodgy Worm

Her Dodgy Worm had a wig that they would often put on his head. It might have been a strange activity, to you, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Worm owned a CD player that they sometimes throw. It should have been a new idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

Her Dodgy Worm desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Her Dodgy Worm wanted a dildo that they would occasionally hug. It would be a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is wonderful. A dildo is the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Worm desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Worm carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.