The Confused Worm

The Confused Worm always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be magnificent. A lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Worm desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Worm desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to break. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Worm desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Confused Worm desperately wanted a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Confused Worm often carried a hat that they would smash. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.