Her Bum Loving Worm

Her Bum Loving Worm wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. It would be a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Worm carried a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Her Bum Loving Worm desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.

Her Bum Loving Worm found a cucumber to try to balance on their head. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item selected.

Her Bum Loving Worm desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It might be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Worm often carried a sword that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.