Her Troubled Woodpecker

Her Troubled Woodpecker desperately looked for a spade that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Woodpecker desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Woodpecker always carried a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie of all things.

Her Troubled Woodpecker always carried a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. It was a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.

Her Troubled Woodpecker desperately needed a radiator that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Woodpecker had a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.