My Tired Woodpecker

My Tired Woodpecker looked for a sword that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Tired Woodpecker carried a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

My Tired Woodpecker found a pen that they would sometimes smash. It might be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be amazing. A pen is the item that was chosen.

My Tired Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It might be a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

My Tired Woodpecker searched for a ball that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

My Tired Woodpecker searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.