My Beautiful Woodpecker

My Beautiful Woodpecker owned a toilet brush that they would often share. This could be considered an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

My Beautiful Woodpecker always kept a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderful. A dildo is the item to select.

My Beautiful Woodpecker always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was spectacular. A helmet was the item that was opted for.

My Beautiful Woodpecker always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.